This is the home of Mahlon E. Smith. It houses random bits of miscellaneous debris that somehow involve him.

Email mahlon@martini.nu
XMPP mahlon@chat.martini.nu
#freenode mahlon
Finger mahlon@martini.nu
Twitter mahlon
LinkedIn [here]
Projects Rubygems, Sourcehut
PGP Public Key [here], or keybase
I'd like to "mute this video" now
2 days ago
I just had to explain to my daughter that browsers once didn't have tabs as a built-in feature. Felt like I was describing cassette tapes.
4 years ago
Any moment now, Donald Trump will peel back his mask to reveal that he has been Sacha Baron Cohen the whole time. Best Ali G prank ever.
5 years ago
1st deadly sin. 4 rooms. 5th element. 6th sense. 9 yards. 12 monkeys. 16 blocks. WTF is the deal with Bruce Willis.
5 years ago
The worst/best items to fill a pinata with: 1) mayonnaise 2) bees
5 years ago
In 100 years, everyone will prefer emoji to words, and future generations will believe our hieroglyphics were based on eggplants.
5 years ago
Urinals are less inviting when you're wearing flip flops.
5 years ago
"It just seems so overcomplexified." "Overcomplicated?" "Shut up".
5 years ago
"Let our proprietary snacking algorithm select your next snack!" oh god oh god the bubble is going to pop again
5 years ago
Cranked up a 1964 Silvertone after a 20 year hiatus tonight. The tubes. THE TUBES. So good. http://bit.ly/1EuzfLz
6 years ago
Areas labeled "no cellphones" ABSOLUTELY extend to Skype calls. It's not the device, it's your conversation no one wants to be part of.
6 years ago
Correction: "Ass satchels"
6 years ago
From this point forward, all "Fanny Packs" shall hereby be referred to as "Heinie Bags".
6 years ago
The Oregonian seems to be littering on my lawn again each morning
6 years ago
beef jerky breakfast
6 years ago
It's a shame that cars in Portland don't seem to have any way to indicate your turning intentions to other drivers.
6 years ago
boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants
7 years ago
My children are reading stinkymeat to each other tonight. Not sure how to feel about this.
7 years ago
Declaring bankruptcy on catching up with yesterday's news, since it's all fake anyway. Hope nothing important happened.
8 years ago
After ~6 years in the wild, I'm happy to announce the release of shelldap 1.0.0. http://goo.gl/QF9TB #ldap
8 years ago