If you suffer from ANY of the following, you need Cyanide©.
Depression
Spousal problems
Bad Grades
Frequent U.F.O. sightings
Frequent Elvis sightings
Fight with friends
Fight with parents
Fight with automobile
Bad luck
Good luck
No luck
Fear of blinking
Fear of not blinking
Fear of yourself
Fear of finding a wedding ring in your hot dog
Hemmorhoids
Constipation
Diarrhea
Gas
Car trouble
Bike trouble
Feet trouble
Boredom
Anything that bugs you!
Many, many more!
Yes, Cyanide© takes care of all these problems, and MORE!
Cyanide may cause foaming of the mouth,
unconciousness, and death.
