The horny stranger experiment

The following few e-mails are from our horny suitors who didn't have much to say. What could they say? They had no idea who or what we were, but boy were they interested.

From:
Cole William <billiam201@yahoo.com>
Subject:
saw your profile
To:
xxx@yahoo.com
Hello there.
Saw your profile when i was looking around. Im
in the Marine Corps right now, but i should be home
soon. Figured maybe we could talk
Bill
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That's nice. A G.I. * yawn *

From:
Otto606 <Otto606@cs.com>  
Subject:
Yahoo Profile
To:
xxx@yahoo.com
Hi, so what's your real name? And what kind of stuff do you enjoyy that you can't put on your site?

Gee, I wonder what he's alluding to?

 

From:
Hardo Hase <hardohase@web.de>  
Subject:
hello
To:
xxx@yahoo.com
hello,
my name is Hardo. I did read your Yahoo-profile and liked it very much.
I would like to know you!
My hobbies are flying single engine aircraft, soaring, swimming and
listen music.hope to hear from you!

Hardo

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tel;home:xxxxx
tel;work:xxxxx
x-mozilla-html:FALSE
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email;internet:hardohase@web.de
x-mozilla-cpt:;1
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Nice, a German pilot. At least "my" stock seems to be going up. My only question is, why the hell would you include your home address and telephone number in a reply to a profile for someone you've never met? See, all those little x's you see in his sig? That's his home address and phone number. Hardo, ARE YOU INSANE?!?

 

From:
George <georgeandjanie@kharaku.com>
Subject:
romeobob6@yahoo
To:
xxx@yahoo.com

Hi I am rob and I am from lake George. I saw your yahoo member profile and I am looking to chat with people from the area, so if you would like to chat I am on aol as romeobob6 and my e-mail is the subject.
PS: hope to hear from you soon.

Romeo Bob. 'nuff said.

 

From:
goddess <goddess@infospree.net>
Subject:
Want to be friends with you.... I am in Ga.
To:
xxx@yahoo.com

Hello, My name is jimmy and I am interested in becoming friends with you...  I feel like we have a few things in common from reading your profile..  I would like to find out if there are any other common interests that we might share..  I am not  a purvurt or anything like that,  just would like to be friends...  goodnight...

Jimmy, why is your e-mail address goddess? Do you have gender identity issues?

 

Some people felt it was needed that we learn their life story.

From:
dmaz@trentontech.com
Subject:
hi there
To:
xxx@yahoo.com

My name is Dave, I came across your site while surfing around. I am at work but not to productive today(thank god i am self employed!!) because I returned late from the final series game last night!!! What a time!! I admit that I am not a big sports fan, but I do love going to the world series!!..

So let me tell you bout myself, I am 27, live in Utica, NY, 5'9", 195 lbs, black hair, brown eyes , and have a gotee. I like to travel, especially to NYC, LA, and of course VEGAS!!!!! I did so much traveling this summer I actually had to have my clothes cleaned at the hotels!! In a couple weeks I am going to Atlanta, LA, then Vegas....it is always a fun trip!!

I also jet ski, bungee jump, watch movies, like to go out, but also stay in with the right person. Going out to dinner to different place is can be fun, I am a very spontaneous person.

As for work, my family owns there own business, plus I rent out some commercial real estate on the side, own an arcade, and someday will open a small amusement park. I used to manage one when i was younger (like I am old now? right!!) but needed to help out the fam. So I put my life on hold, but that is starting to change.....

I have to run, I hope to hear from you soon, I love to meet people and make new friends. At the park, I used to meet hundreds of people every day, I guessI am just a big people person!!!

Take Care and have a good one!!!

Laters!!

Dave

Wow! You've had to have your laundry done in a hotel! You've lived a truly amazing life!