The horny stranger experiment

Photo Submission Number 3:

Jerry Brumm

"Hi! I'm horny and don't have a short term memory!"
From:
 Jerry Arizona <arizonajerry@hotmail.com>
Subject:
 Hello and Nice to Meet You!!
To:
 xxx@yahoo.com

Hi,

My name is Jerry Brumm. I noticed your profile (photo) and wanted to
write and introduce myself.

I'm a single man, 44 years old, and I live and work in Phoenix,
Arizona. I have a Bachlor's degree from Michigan Technological University in
Scientific and Technical Communications. I'm currently employed as Technical
Writer for an aerospace company here in Phoenix.

When I'm not working I enjoy exercising, participating in sports
activities (softball, basketball, ice skating, volleyball, etc.). I alos enjoy
going to movies, plays, and what ever else is happening in the city.

I'm 6'4" and weigh approx. 210. I've enclosed a photo so you can see
who is writing this. The young girl in the photo is the daughter of a friend
of mine. We were on our way to a hockey game at the time the photo was
taken. I grow a beard in the Winter and am clean shaven during the very hot
summers in Phoenix.

I would enjoy hearing from you so please say hello if you see me online
(arizonajerry) or send an email.

Thanks for reading this. Don't know your name????

Jerry
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First of all, we love how he points out the girl in the photo isn't his daughter. He may as well have written "Yes, I'm a 44 year old man that wants to bang a 21 year old, but I don't have kids that will get in the way." And why so much detail? Couldn't he have waited to see if we'd write him before we found out his life story? Sorry Jerry. Just when we thought we wouldn't hear from him again, he surprises us with another letter 8 days later.
From:
 Jerry Arizona <arizonajerry@hotmail.com>  
Subject:
 Hi!!!
To:
 xxx@yahoo.com

I saw your profile and photo and wanted to write and say hello.

I'm a single man, 44, and live and work in Phoneix, Arizona. I enjoy
exercising, movies, going out to dinner, and normal dating activities.

I'm looking for an attractive lady to talk to and have some fun with on
the internet, telephone, and maybe in person too.

If you're interested, please write back. I will be happy to send some
photos, and answer any questions you might have...........

Thanks

Jerry
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Jerry, you've now proven just how hard up you are. Two letters in 8 days, and it appears you've forgotten that you've already written us once. At least now you're being a little more honest. We still won't be satisfied until "bang" is in the letter.